- 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
- me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
my birthday is in like 6 days (it’s on the 30th)
and I don’t??? care??? usually I’m like YEAH IT’S MY BIRTHDAY YEAH but I just don’t see the point anymore nothing’s fun anymore
my parents will come on Saturday, which prevents me from going to my friend Jess’ graduation party, take me out to restaurant that I am neither a huge fan of nor do I dislike, probably my mom will passive aggressively suggest I move back to Pennsylvania, and then they’ll leave. maybe someone will give me an Amazon gift card.
like I have a calendar in the kitchen and on the 30th I just wrote “ugh”
what’s the point in birthdays anymore, I can’t afford to go anywhere or do anything
YOU GO TO SARAH LAWRENCE?
yep! well, actually, I did, until I graduated from there two months ago c: I still live like three seconds away from it though.