“darren we want you to perform a duet at the oscars”
WHAT! THAT’S SO RAD! OH MAN. I CAN’T BELIEVE IT.
“well, hang on. we want you to sing rainbow connection—”
I LOVE THAT SONG. AWESOME. THIS IS GONNA BE BEAUTIFUL. THIS IS INSANE.
“hold on. we want you to sing it with kermit the frog.”
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? OH MY GOD. THAT’S ONE MORE THING I CAN CHECK OFF THE BUCKET LIST. DO I GET TO MEET MR. THE FROG BEFORE HAND? OH MY GOD.”
(via chatterboxrose)
